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european-extreme:

in a nutshell

I love that this is LESS creepy than what he actually said.

european-extreme:

in a nutshell

I love that this is LESS creepy than what he actually said.

european-extreme:

In criminal organizations the “bottom bitch” is a woman who is willing to devote her life to the organization leader. The “bottom bitch” often takes care of the household and conducts administrative duties on behalf of the organization. She is willing to maintain a residence or business for criminal activity and is willing to be incarcerated for the criminal organization leader.

did you mean: kaz

zizino:

*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?

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seehang:

A quick doodle of these idiots. ♥

seehang:

A quick doodle of these idiots. 

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

samandriel:

i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

I read the back of a bottle of hairspray today where the directions were just “It’s hairspray.” And I thought, fuck you. You’re clearly overestimating how much knowledge I have about how to use hairspray.

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

I read the back of a bottle of hairspray today where the directions were just “It’s hairspray.” And I thought, fuck you. You’re clearly overestimating how much knowledge I have about how to use hairspray.

(Source: lokihiddleston)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

thunderboltsortofapenny:

suddenly really want the opening to Cap 3 to be a replay of the train, re-shot from different angles to really mess with the perception of what happened and who’s POV this is supposed to be and the sound is harsh and abrasive and too loud and you can hear the bullets ricochet and the guns blast, the klnnng of the shield against metal and you can really hear how raspy Bucky’s breath is and how calm Steve sounds and then

"Bucky look out"

and the blast of the laser and the cacophony of the shield and the guns and the side of the train and metal on metal being torn apart and then just the wind the air howling and screeching and the metal groaning underneath Bucky’s hands and barely hearing Steve call out and the wind the wind the wind

and no music and no lead up just the wind and “take my hand” and the wind and then the drop-

and then he jerks awake and tries to catch his breath and all the audience sees is this figure in shadow in bed, trying to find his footing again, and you can’t really tell if it’s Steve or if it’s Bucky

because it doesn’t really matter, because they both dream about the damn train.