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Konami Sale on Playstation Network

metalgirlysolid:

10% off all Digital Metal Gear and Castlevania titles.

Silent Hill (1998) and Suikoden available too.

muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

gingerhaze:

i love you all very much

gingerhaze:

i love you all very much

Whenever I end up talking about Alaskan stuff due to MGS, it always makes me want to rewatch Men In Trees.

Men In Trees was so cheesy, but I liked it.

Retired Miller tries to hire a pro-dom, but it’s weird and awkward and reminds him too much of his mom, so he just pays her what he owes her and has her sleep on his couch until it’s light enough for her to drive home.

(Source: tedtheodorelogan)

The new recruit wanders around Mother Base, trying to get a feel for what the organization is like. No one there speaks his language, so he has to make inferences from what he can.

The man with an eye-patch who is presumably the head boss walks around the base with a large dog (dog? wolf?) at his heals that’s wearing a matching eye-patch like his own personal mini-me. He seems to spend half his time standing on the landing, vaping himself stupid.

There’s a man whom everyone seems to be intimidated by, despite the fact that he looks like the cowboy from the Village People. He seems to have his own group of ski-mask-clad minions. (How is that possible? How does the chain of command around here work?)

There’s a sniper in a bikini who can disappear (???) and who greets the one-armed sub-commander every morning by throwing hot coffee in his face. No one ever comments on this.

Is that a sheep?

thatkindoffangirl:

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thatkindoffangirl:

Ocelot somehow manages to make it sink in in Big Boss’ head that Kaz likes to get his dick badly mistreated during sex and Big Boss goes to him very concerned because he simply cannot fathom someone would like to get his dick stepped on.

Ocelot just laughs in the distance while Kaz tries to explain that YOU KNOW BOSS SOMETIMES THIS STUFF DOESN’T REALLY HAVE TO MAKE SENSE and to shift Big Boss’ attention to the fact that if he should be concerned about what anyone likes during sex that person should be Ocelot and not him.

#’but I take great care of my dick miller’ #’LAST TIME YOU WERE HORNY YOU KILLED 5 PEOPLE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TORTURE INFORMATIONS OUT OF

"I don’t understand either of you." Big boss sighs. "Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sit under a cardboard box while I rub one out."

"Well then, Boss, let’s talk about your weird passion for cardboard boxes since we are at it!"

"It’s not that weird, Kaz, it just makes me feel safe. How can you focus on getting off when you don’t feel safe?"

"…"

"Oh, right. I will never understand you."

"butitdoesmakemefeelsafe"

"What?"

"I said… that sort of stuff… it does make me feel safe."

"…"

"Look, nevermind."

thatkindoffangirl:

Ocelot somehow manages to make it sink in in Big Boss’ head that Kaz likes to get his dick badly mistreated during sex and Big Boss goes to him very concerned because he simply cannot fathom someone would like to get his dick stepped on.

Ocelot just laughs in the distance while Kaz tries to explain that YOU KNOW BOSS SOMETIMES THIS STUFF DOESN’T REALLY HAVE TO MAKE SENSE and to shift Big Boss’ attention to the fact that if he should be concerned about what anyone likes during sex that person should be Ocelot and not him.

#’but I take great care of my dick miller’ #’LAST TIME YOU WERE HORNY YOU KILLED 5 PEOPLE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TORTURE INFORMATIONS OUT OF

"I don’t understand either of you." Big boss sighs. "Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sit under a cardboard box while I rub one out."

Excuse me but what about Kaz giving Solid high heels to step on him

"I… don’t really have a very feminine voice."

"That’s okay. You don’t have to say anything."

"…"

"Put out your cigarette on me."