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Sep 1

metal-gear-felidae replied to your post: I know you can’t tell because I can’t …

And he calls them snake bites.

OMg, that’s so cute!

*Snake nips Otacon on the dick*

Otacon: Oh no, I’ve been bitten by a snake! I need someone to suck out the poison!

Snake: *trying not to laugh* Christ Almighty, Otacon, it wasn’t funny the first time.

Otacon: Suck out the poison, Snake.

Sep 1

thatkindoffangirl replied to your post: Drunk sexcanon party, whoo. Kaz is one…

that’s surprisingly sweet and just barely sad i’m impressed

U underestimate me.

Because Solid Snake/Miller.

(You know I’m all about that shit.)

SS/Miller where Snake has been betrayed by every authority figure in his life, from older friend!Gray Fox, whom he had to kill after his defection, to BB, who tried to get him killed, kept from him the fact that he was his father, etc. (Solid’s still super prickly about authority figures lying to him in MGS)

So he just wants ONE older guy whom he looks up to to be not horrible and to be there for him and so on. And Miller wants to recreate the feeling of safety and comfort that he had with BB. And it’s just this dysfunctional situation of “If you’re the sub, and I’m the sub, who’s flying the plane?”

And after the sex Miller feels bad about the fact that he’s using Solid to work out his issues regarding BB, and that Solid isn’t BB and has different needs. So he holds him and tells him it’ll be alright.

Sep 1

I know you can’t tell because I can’t get chat to work on this super slow computer, but trust me when I say I’m taking pulls from a flask for this.

Sexcanon to justify my use of the tag: Hmm, Otacon starts wearing turtlenecks in MGS4 because of the hickeys.

Sep 1

ushas42:

major-ocelot:

By the request of Vale, I think if Ocelot had sex with The Boss he’d be fucking terrified, so terrified that he comes super early and The Boss has to punish him for not lasting.

This + Ocelot as a sex crier = what I’m all about.

HAHA OKAY I READ THIS AS BIG BOSS, NOT THE BOSS, WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KEEP GIVING CHARACTERS SIMILAR NAMES FUCK YOU KOJIMA.

WHICH IS TO SAY I AM STILL SUPER INTO ALL OF THE ABOVE, I AM JUST 1000% TIMES MORE ASHAMED ABOUT IT.

Sep 1

major-ocelot:

By the request of Vale, I think if Ocelot had sex with The Boss he’d be fucking terrified, so terrified that he comes super early and The Boss has to punish him for not lasting.

This + Ocelot as a sex crier = what I’m all about.

Sep 1

tanalilt:

Ocelot’s first sexual encounter was at the age of seventeen. The Ocelot Unit insisted, and paid a girl from a nearby town to come up and give him his first time. They locked them in a room together, and after a few awkward moments and attempts, he admitted to be more interested in men than women. Surprisingly, she was a lesbian who was simply trying to make ends meet. 

They sort of talked it out and she helped him out anyway. Handjobs and blowjobs, and a bit of anal play and what have you. 

The Ocelot unit are like “Why didn’t you say anything! We’d have drawn straws to suck you off!”

Sep 1

major-ocelot:

Okay sex headcanons. I headcanon Solid Snake as bisexual and believe he had his first sexual encounter with a guy as a teenager in the military. This may or may not be an excuse for me to see bottom!solid.

Please say it was Gray Fox.

(I thought Solid Snake and Gray Fox were about the same age until recently, what with them being best friends and all. But nope, Gray Fox is, like, 18 years older than Snake. Which just fuels me more.)

Sep 1

Drunk sexcanon party, whoo.

Kaz is one of those people who enjoys subbing, sexually, because he likes the feeling of being cared for. He had to grow up pretty fast as a kid and didn’t really have the luxury of having someone else look after him. He’s pretty prideful about it though, and therefore selective about who he’d let top him, with BB being #1 on the list.

After he loses his arm and foot he’s extra prickly and defensive about letting anyone care for him/dominate him because it feels like a loss of autonomy, so it reeeeally has to be someone that he trusts. BB rescued Kaz from certain death. BB is still #1 on the list.

Sep 1
thatkindoffangirl:


A small disclaimer: I understand that some people might consider the idea of crossdressing as part of humiliation play transphobic and/or demeaning to crossdresser. Personally, I don’t consider the idea of a man in makeup and high heels humiliating at all. I find that people have the right to dress in the way they feel belongs to them, and that there is nothing humiliating in choosing clothes usually assigned to a different gender. The very idea of gendered clothing does not make sense.
That said, I believe that in 1984, on a offshore plant in the middle of the ocean, Ocelot would have gotten a kick out of forcing Kaz to dress as a maid. Humiliation is never in the act itself, but in the way the act is perceived.
As usual, also on AO3.

“I thought you didn’t like women,” Kaz says, and Ocelot can’t help but laugh.
There is sweat glistening on their foreheads, sticking hair to their faces and clothes to their bodies. Ocelot’s pants are clinging to his own legs, tight and yet still loose when compared to the dress he’s forced Kaz to wear. It’s a cheap maid outfit, mail-ordered, and way too tight for the built body of a soldier. Its fabric, sleek but thin, clinches around Kaz’s chest, coils on his thighs like plastic wrap, tugging the hair along their length each time Ocelot adjusts on top of Kaz to straddle the man’s ass flatter on the chair.
"You’re wrong," Ocelot says. He forces Kaz’s chin up, raises the tube of lipstick to his lips. His hold is unsteady as it has never been with guns. “It’s not women I don’t like." He clenches his grip tighter. "It’s people."
Kaz chuckles. “People?” he says. “What ab—”
He almost bites his tongue when Ocelot slams his jaw shut.
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thatkindoffangirl:

A small disclaimer: I understand that some people might consider the idea of crossdressing as part of humiliation play transphobic and/or demeaning to crossdresser. Personally, I don’t consider the idea of a man in makeup and high heels humiliating at all. I find that people have the right to dress in the way they feel belongs to them, and that there is nothing humiliating in choosing clothes usually assigned to a different gender. The very idea of gendered clothing does not make sense.

That said, I believe that in 1984, on a offshore plant in the middle of the ocean, Ocelot would have gotten a kick out of forcing Kaz to dress as a maid. Humiliation is never in the act itself, but in the way the act is perceived.

As usual, also on AO3.

“I thought you didn’t like women,” Kaz says, and Ocelot can’t help but laugh.

There is sweat glistening on their foreheads, sticking hair to their faces and clothes to their bodies. Ocelot’s pants are clinging to his own legs, tight and yet still loose when compared to the dress he’s forced Kaz to wear. It’s a cheap maid outfit, mail-ordered, and way too tight for the built body of a soldier. Its fabric, sleek but thin, clinches around Kaz’s chest, coils on his thighs like plastic wrap, tugging the hair along their length each time Ocelot adjusts on top of Kaz to straddle the man’s ass flatter on the chair.

"You’re wrong," Ocelot says. He forces Kaz’s chin up, raises the tube of lipstick to his lips. His hold is unsteady as it has never been with guns. “It’s not women I don’t like." He clenches his grip tighter. "It’s people."

Kaz chuckles. “People?” he says. “What ab—”

He almost bites his tongue when Ocelot slams his jaw shut.

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Sep 1

thatkindoffangirl:

Did we actually explore the possibility of Otacon being a clone of Huey instead of his biological son?? Because that would be a twist.

I believe my thoughts were *vibrates with need*.

So there’s a good chance Huey sells out the MSF, and I love, LOVE the idea that he does it at least in part because he wants out. He wants to marry Strangelove and have kids and lead a normal life somewhere. Because hundreds of people, probably including people Huey knew very well, dying horrible deaths so Huey can Get His is horrible and I love it. The thought that he’d do that at least partially out of love, because he wants that life that badly, is terrifying.

But as clingy as Big Boss is, and as terrifying as the MSF is once you really think about, Huey probably could have found a way off the base short of razing it into the sea. So what could Cipher offer him besides that?

What if Huey can’t have kids?