ushas42

uuuuuuUUUUUUUUURG I might have won that round if that AoE attack had applied soulfire like it was SUPPOSED to, you buggy piece of SHIT.

*gnaws on furniture in frustration*

inscarletsilence:

wait no he’s a pvp hero

FUCK EVERYTHING THIS IS INTOLERABLE

Yeah, but that means he’ll go up for general sale eventually, instead of getting locked away in the vault forever if you missed your chance in spec ops.

inscarletsilence:

ARE YOU FUCKIGN SHITTING ME SHATTERSTAR IS THE NEXT SPEC OPS HERO

There are certain characters in Avengers Alliance PVP whose appearance on the other guy’s team always makes me think “fuuuuck me.”

That used to be Johnny Storm, but now that I’m burn-proof and there are two tacticians on my team, he no longer makes my asshole clench in fear. No, now that honor is reserved for alt!uniform Wolverine, who will inevitably disembowel Kitty Pryde before I get a chance to phase her, and who fucks up all my tactician combo moves by getting his big, hairy, Canadian ass in my way. Fuck you Wolverine.

*Over-the-top moan of irritation*

The spec ops heroes in Avengers Alliance right now (Vision and Omega Sentinel) both look really good and team up well with heroes I already have and also look like they could kill at PVP.

But even though I’ve been saving up CPs just so I could buy all the heroes needed to complete the hero deploys, I still don’t have enough. These damn Brits are expensive.

I should just let it go and keep saving up for the next spec ops, but… Wanda, I’m sorry I couldn’t buy you your husband! I blew all my money buying your dad! *falls on the ground*

Cute Avengers Alliance stuff

I just read that both Iron Man and Mr. Fantastic gain Hank Pym’s Smartest Man in the Room passive when they’re paired with him.

They literally gain strength from their desire to one-up each other.

These fucking science assholes, I can’t.

inscarletsilence:

greatrhodeybutt:

obviously i can’t unlock magneto because i’m not a mutant and he refuses to come out and play for non-mutants

 i have mags and let me tell you

i was very disappointed when he didn’t get a bonus (other than the standard ‘children of the atom’ and ‘red in the ledger’ ones for mutants and characters of dubious origins) when you take him out with wanda or pietro

He does now though! “House of M”. I was very happy.

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY?

WHEN FLASH PLAYER CRASHES JUST AS YOU WIN A BOSS BATTLE SO THE COMPUTER DOESN’T REGISTER THAT IT HAPPENED AND YOU HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE FIGHT OVER AGAIN.

ESPECIALLY IF THE COMPUTER STILL REMEMBERS TO CHARGE YOU FOR THE ENERGY POINTS AND SHIT THAT YOU SPENT ON THE BATTLE YEAH YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT BACK.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FRAME MY COMPUTER FROZE ON.

LITERALLY THE FUCKING FRAME.

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY WHAT GOD DID I PISS OFF?

ALSO STOP MAKING ME FIGHT TEAM UP BATTLES WITH REED RICHARDS HE SUCKS COCKS.