What he said: “I’m not CIA”.
What he meant: “OK LISTEN UP I’M GONNA GO THERE KILL THAT FROSTY BITCH YOU MOIRA STAY RIGHT HERE DON’T MOVE DON’T GO ANYWHERE KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL CUT YOU IN HALF AND YOU CHARLES YOU BETTER BEHAVE YOURSELF YOU’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE I DON’T CARE IF RAVEN LET YOU HUMP EVERY OVEN-HAIRED GIRL YOU SAW THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW YOU’RE WITH ME ERIK LENSHERR AND ERIK LENSHERR DOESN’T SHARE FOOD”.
“ERIK LEHNSHERR DOESNT SHARE FOOD” <—- BRB stomach exploding with laughter.
I’m surprised that a) I never reblogged this, and b) that it has less than 1,000 notes.
I see Charles’ goofy ’90s cartoon eyebrows have a comics origin.