You know that scene in First Class when “Mom and Dad and Moira come home” and find all the kids ……being fucking kids and having fun and they’re super pissed but Raven is like “We have to call him Havok” and then she points to Erik and is like “And you should be Magneto”
and he’s like
Yeah whatever kid. Charles your kids are super lame wow look how cool I am like a beatnik with a turtleneck and a leather jacket and italian boots wow so cool.
But you know in his head he’s like OH MY GOD MAGNETO IS A PERFECT NAME BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN MAGNET. A MASTER OF MAGNETS. NO WAIT A MASTER OF MAGNETISM. OH MY GOD MAGNETO IS SUCH A COOL NAME. NOBODY CALL ME ERIK ANYMORE. Oh wait is Charles listening? No man…naaahhhh Magneto is super….dumb….man…..
But he’s already ordering Magneto: Master of Magnetism business cards