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thatkindoffangirl said: i thought you were talking about liquid at first

I might as fucking well be. They both need to quit bitching and get right. And to stop picking fights with another kid in the family.

The eldest of the grandkids is rapidly evolving into a shirtless little prick too, and it’s so frustrating to watch because you KNOW he learned it from the men in his family.

I just look look at him and think “If this is how you act when you’re ten, when you’re a teenager you’re going to be fucking INSUFFERABLE.”

The talkative one of the grandkids is back.

Apparently, he calls people “butlers” because he’s not allowed to call them “buttholes” anymore.

seiga-kaku:

typical conversation

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

There’s this kid here? Who has this, um, who has this, this very little kid, um, um, way of talking? Where he, um, um, you know, he stammers? And, and, um, and uses, and uses lots of placeholders? And, um, up-speak? Because he’s, he’s just so eager to tell you what, um, what he’s going to tell you? You know? And he’s scared, um, he’s scared he’s not going to get to finish. Yeah.

And I feel kind of bad for him because he’s trying SO HARD to get his thoughts out and he’s only making it harder on himself. And when I was kid there was year or two where I didn’t pause for breath at the end of a sentence, like a normal person. I just kept barreling through until I *breath* HAD to breath, even if that was in the middle of a sen*breath*tence, or even the middle of a word. And I did it for that same reason of “I need get *breath* my thoughts out right now and as quickly as possible or I’m going to get interrup*breath*ted and I won’t get to finish my thought,” and I didn’t even realize I was doing anything *breath* odd until my family told me how annoying it was.

Aug 4

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

Aug 2

princemotorcycle:

unstoeuf:

normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

omg

THIS IS SO SWEET IT BREAKS MY HEART

foodchewer:

the motto

foodchewer:

the motto

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