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foodchewer:

the motto

foodchewer:

the motto

(Source: wwiao)

(Source: arnpaul)

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween
None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors
That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
He calls them “snoke edectors”
Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors
the end

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween

None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors

That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years

He calls them “snoke edectors”

Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors

the end

Jun 7
cooliosity:

friendship

cooliosity:

friendship

(Source: the-absolute-funniest-posts)

wildehack:

so one time when I was working at this summer camp at a country club, right, we had like fifty kids in for a special event and we were supposed to feed them pizza and smores for dessert. 

Only then right as I was handing them out fixings for smores, my boss’s boss (a very health-conscious woman) came into the room, blanched at the bag in my hands, and instructed me not to give the kids any marshmallows. Because the marshmallows were SO TERRIBLE for them. 

I convinced her to let me give them the graham crackers and chocolate, but then I was left with fifty kids who wanted smores and had SEEN THE BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS IN MY HANDS. 

and every single kid wanted a marshmallow to go in their smores (obviously.) 

and I knew I couldn’t very well tell them “I’m not allowed to give them to you”, and I couldn’t very well tell them “they’re not healthy for you”, and I couldn’t very well tell them “my boss’s boss is being very silly”, because kids are not dumb. they would have asked me why I wasn’t allowed, or why we were feeding them smores in the first place, and obviously I couldn’t tell them that my boss’s boss was being silly. 

so instead I just kept a very straight face. and told every single child there that I was sorry they couldn’t have any marshmallows, but there had been “a marshmallow-related emergency”. 

and not a single child questioned me.  they ate their graham crackers and chocolate in peace. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. 

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas)

lascocks:

labuhabu said: the best date i had was when i was 5 and there was a ‘boy vs girl’ war and the leader of the boy group fell in love with me, the leader of the girl group, and together we united and brought peace to the casino day care.

dating was so much easier when we were 5

what happen

(Source: hannahbowl)

jaijaysaid:

georgetakei:

#dads

me as a parent

jaijaysaid:

georgetakei:

#dads

me as a parent

atalantapendrag:

icatmeme:

My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.

That’s beautiful.

I’ve heard of those programs! It’s not just for the cats either. It helps kids who are having difficulty reading too. Animals aren’t intimidating to read to because they don’t care when you screw up, and it helps kids look forward to reading because it means they get to visit a kitty.

atalantapendrag:

icatmeme:

My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.

That’s beautiful.

I’ve heard of those programs! It’s not just for the cats either. It helps kids who are having difficulty reading too. Animals aren’t intimidating to read to because they don’t care when you screw up, and it helps kids look forward to reading because it means they get to visit a kitty.