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inscarletsilence replied to your post “Nightshift cranking up the corporate playlist when “Never Gonna Give…”

I went to a wedding recently and it was on the playlist. I thought it was apt!

Better than the Chicken Dance, I’ll give you that. Or the Hokey Pokey.

I wouldn’t be bothered by my own mistakes so much if I seemed at all capable of learning from them.

BTW, the guy awkwardly hitting on me the other night says on his Facebook that he was born in 1983.

Mmmm. Try 1978.

Oh great

I’m sitting here crying now about how I hit an age when I stopped enjoying reading as much as I used to, because the books stopped being about people going on adventures, and started being about people dying, and the petty, uncomfortable difficulties of life, and by the end of the book people would still be dead and life would still be full of petty, uncomfortable difficulties, and sometimes there wouldn’t even be a plot to speak of. Man, fuck that.

I remember a teacher of mine recommending Neighbour Rosicky to me, and I came away from reading it totally baffled as to why she thought I would like it. I mean, maybe I’d like it if I read it now as an adult, but not as a kid. I just kept waiting for something to happen.

in less blerg-y news

Tim Kreider used my "This Is The Worst" submission! This makes me stupid happy.

Because the project is basically “Stick a comedy ‘This is the worst!’ word balloon on an image,” there’s some pretty horrid pictures of bloody wounds and mistreated animals and stuff, so I don’t blame anyone if they don’t go looking for mine. If you do go looking (and you have to click around a bit, the site isn’t great when it comes to linking directly to certain pages) mine’s the one of testicular elephantiasis.

gingerhaze:

Winnie the Pooh’s Grand Adventure, guys. I watched this movie with Aimee a couple of months ago and I STILL almost cried at this song

I just watched it and cried buckets. (It’s the song that comes right after that quote.)

If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self something, what would they be?

savagedamsel:

lizzledpink:

bilbro-baggins:

thegreatgay:

danicoro:

lieutenant-vega:

psychopath-jack:

masamunebonbon:

lordgrumpy:

phantomnexus:

kagetsuna:

azureheavens:


Inspire friends to smile

It will get better.

Don’t trust them, ever.

Stop lying about bullshit.

Don’t spill your milk.

Speak your mind freely.

Stay away from the internet.

Love your self more.

Why did you even.

STOP SHOWING OFF BRAT

You’re a beautiful person.

You are not worthless.

Learn how to masturbate.

(Source: mypasswordistaco)

I just really like the idea of a colonized planet in synchronous rotation around its sun that makes the side in the light too hot to support human life, but makes the side in the dark too cold for the same. Thus, all of the settlers have to live on the rim in between, in a sort of perpetual dusk where the light levels and temperature are always about equivalent to a warm summer evening.

I just really like the idea of a colonized planet in synchronous rotation around its sun that makes the side in the light too hot to support human life, but makes the side in the dark too cold for the same. Thus, all of the settlers have to live on the rim in between, in a sort of perpetual dusk where the light levels and temperature are always about equivalent to a warm summer evening.

My old gym teacher

I’ve been going through old microfiche of the local paper for awhile now trying to find an article about my ex-gym teacher. She got fired when I was in middle school for making out with a 13-year-old boy. I remember that there was an article in the paper because my friend called to tell me about it, and my mom got frustrated because she hadn’t wanted me to know.

The trouble is, I can’t remember the exact date, or how to spell my teacher’s last name, so looking it up is a pain. I just don’t know all that much about what happened (there were rumors at school about who the kid was that she got caught with, but that’s about all I heard) and I’d like to know more.

She was a good gym teacher too. I missed her.

aikainkauna:


OH GOD I AM AN INDIE CLICHE


LET ME JOIN YOU IN MY INDIE-NESS

aikainkauna:

OH GOD I AM AN INDIE CLICHE

LET ME JOIN YOU IN MY INDIE-NESS

(Source: hampsterducktape)