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May 3

Hahaha, while we’re doing “Ushas reminisces about her childhood while stoned”, I’m gonna tell you about the boobies.

Me and my sister had a bunch of these glass craft gems

you know these things

and we kept them in a velvet Crown Royal bag and treated them like they were gems. We didn’t even do anything with them, really, except pour them out and admire them like Scrooge McDuck.

And we called them boobies. I don’t know why, we just did. Why do kids do anything?

(We called the ones where there were two stuck together “double boobies”.)

We were friends with a family of three kids consisting of an older brother (around my age), a middle sister (around my sister’s age), and a younger brother. We always split into two factions whenever they came over: me and the boys on one side, my sister and their sister on the other, and we would fight over possession of the boobies. Each side would try to take the bag away from the other side and hide it where they couldn’t find it or get it.

Every single time I would pretend that I had gotten in a fight with the boys and wanted to join the girls side now, and every time, after much coxing and begging on my part, my sister and her friend would let me be on their team. And I would always betray them as soon as I got an opportunity to steal the bag.

I was a traitor to my gender on a regular basis in order to get my hands on a bag of boobies.

Analyze THAT, Dr. Freud!

May 2

Scarlet Witch alternate uniform, omfg yessss I have been waiting for this for like a YEAR.

…It’s a shame it looks kind of stupid.

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inscarletsilence replied to your post “Nightshift cranking up the corporate playlist when “Never Gonna Give…”

I went to a wedding recently and it was on the playlist. I thought it was apt!

Better than the Chicken Dance, I’ll give you that. Or the Hokey Pokey.

I wouldn’t be bothered by my own mistakes so much if I seemed at all capable of learning from them.

BTW, the guy awkwardly hitting on me the other night says on his Facebook that he was born in 1983.

Mmmm. Try 1978.

Oh great

I’m sitting here crying now about how I hit an age when I stopped enjoying reading as much as I used to, because the books stopped being about people going on adventures, and started being about people dying, and the petty, uncomfortable difficulties of life, and by the end of the book people would still be dead and life would still be full of petty, uncomfortable difficulties, and sometimes there wouldn’t even be a plot to speak of. Man, fuck that.

I remember a teacher of mine recommending Neighbour Rosicky to me, and I came away from reading it totally baffled as to why she thought I would like it. I mean, maybe I’d like it if I read it now as an adult, but not as a kid. I just kept waiting for something to happen.

in less blerg-y news

Tim Kreider used my "This Is The Worst" submission! This makes me stupid happy.

Because the project is basically “Stick a comedy ‘This is the worst!’ word balloon on an image,” there’s some pretty horrid pictures of bloody wounds and mistreated animals and stuff, so I don’t blame anyone if they don’t go looking for mine. If you do go looking (and you have to click around a bit, the site isn’t great when it comes to linking directly to certain pages) mine’s the one of testicular elephantiasis.

gingerhaze:

Winnie the Pooh’s Grand Adventure, guys. I watched this movie with Aimee a couple of months ago and I STILL almost cried at this song

I just watched it and cried buckets. (It’s the song that comes right after that quote.)

If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self something, what would they be?

savagedamsel:

lizzledpink:

bilbro-baggins:

thegreatgay:

danicoro:

lieutenant-vega:

psychopath-jack:

masamunebonbon:

lordgrumpy:

phantomnexus:

kagetsuna:

azureheavens:


Inspire friends to smile

It will get better.

Don’t trust them, ever.

Stop lying about bullshit.

Don’t spill your milk.

Speak your mind freely.

Stay away from the internet.

Love your self more.

Why did you even.

STOP SHOWING OFF BRAT

You’re a beautiful person.

You are not worthless.

Learn how to masturbate.

(Source: mypasswordistaco)

I just really like the idea of a colonized planet in synchronous rotation around its sun that makes the side in the light too hot to support human life, but makes the side in the dark too cold for the same. Thus, all of the settlers have to live on the rim in between, in a sort of perpetual dusk where the light levels and temperature are always about equivalent to a warm summer evening.

I just really like the idea of a colonized planet in synchronous rotation around its sun that makes the side in the light too hot to support human life, but makes the side in the dark too cold for the same. Thus, all of the settlers have to live on the rim in between, in a sort of perpetual dusk where the light levels and temperature are always about equivalent to a warm summer evening.