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Tim Kreider used my “This Is The Worst” submission! This makes me stupid happy.

Because the project is basically “Stick a comedy ‘This is the worst!’ word balloon on an image,” there’s some pretty horrid pictures of bloody wounds and mistreated animals and stuff, so I don’t blame anyone if they don’t go looking for mine. If you do go looking (and you have to click around a bit, the site isn’t great when it comes to linking directly to certain pages) mine’s the one of testicular elephantiasis.

Posted 9 months ago

I might be a terrible person, oh well, the pain,

gingerhaze:

Winnie the Pooh’s Grand Adventure, guys. I watched this movie with Aimee a couple of months ago and I STILL almost cried at this song

I just watched it and cried buckets. (It’s the song that comes right after that quote.)

Reblogged 9 months ago from gingerhaze

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This movie is that perfect blend of scary heartwrenching and uplifting that is like mopey little kid crack, It's the saddest thing since those Rabbit episodes with his adopted bird kid., It's the freakiest thing since that episode where rabbit got lost in the woods and had a meltdown, I might identify too much with Rabbit, oh well, video, winnie the pooh,

If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self something, what would they be?

savagedamsel:

lizzledpink:

bilbro-baggins:

thegreatgay:

danicoro:

lieutenant-vega:

psychopath-jack:

masamunebonbon:

lordgrumpy:

phantomnexus:

kagetsuna:

azureheavens:

Inspire friends to smile

It will get better.

Don’t trust them, ever.

Stop lying about bullshit.

Don’t spill your milk.

Speak your mind freely.

Stay away from the internet.

Love your self more.

Why did you even.

STOP SHOWING OFF BRAT

You’re a beautiful person.

You are not worthless.

Learn how to masturbate.

(Source: mypasswordistaco)

Reblogged 10 months ago from mugglibus

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I'm sorry was that TMI?, oh well, I was a fucking hopeless teenager,

I just really like the idea of a colonized planet in synchronous rotation around its sun that makes the side in the light too hot to support human life, but makes the side in the dark too cold for the same. Thus, all of the settlers have to live on the rim in between, in a sort of perpetual dusk where the light levels and temperature are always about equivalent to a warm summer evening.

Posted 10 months ago

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I'm sure it's been done, oh well, art, dusk,

My old gym teacher

I’ve been going through old microfiche of the local paper for awhile now trying to find an article about my ex-gym teacher. She got fired when I was in middle school for making out with a 13-year-old boy. I remember that there was an article in the paper because my friend called to tell me about it, and my mom got frustrated because she hadn’t wanted me to know.

The trouble is, I can’t remember the exact date, or how to spell my teacher’s last name, so looking it up is a pain. I just don’t know all that much about what happened (there were rumors at school about who the kid was that she got caught with, but that’s about all I heard) and I’d like to know more.

She was a good gym teacher too. I missed her.

Posted 12 months ago

I have the vague sense that I should trigger warning this but I don't know what for, Oh well, RL, school,