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textsfrommsf:

(212): i want you now 
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this 
 
{And then Ocelot-from-the-future regretted having told Ocelot-from-the-present that Snake was going to become “Big Boss”…Ocelot-from-the-present regretted having changed his phone contacts to reflect this…and everyone regretted Huey Emmerich having accidentally invented time travel. Except for me, because how else do you think they got the phones in the first place? :P}

textsfrommsf:

(212): i want you now

(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

 

{And then Ocelot-from-the-future regretted having told Ocelot-from-the-present that Snake was going to become “Big Boss”…Ocelot-from-the-present regretted having changed his phone contacts to reflect this…and everyone regretted Huey Emmerich having accidentally invented time travel. Except for me, because how else do you think they got the phones in the first place? :P}

textsfrommsf:

(503): I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left

textsfrommsf:

(503): I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left

textsfrommsf:

(978): I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.

textsfrommsf:

(978): I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.

textsfromxavieracademy:

this is a deadpool level of meta

textsfromxavieracademy:

this is a deadpool level of meta

textsfrommsf:

(281): I’m watching the World Cup in bed naked with John and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
{request}

textsfrommsf:

(281): I’m watching the World Cup in bed naked with John and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?

{request}

textsfromthefederation:

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textsfromthefederation:

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textsfrommsf:

(302): Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
{Submission from ScorpioNon.}

textsfrommsf:

(302): Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

{Submission from ScorpioNon.}

textsfromthefederation:

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textsfromthefederation:

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