Posts tagged with "the pain"


So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: fireyams)

Sep 3


sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

(Source: tvscripts)

in less blerg-y news

Tim Kreider used my "This Is The Worst" submission! This makes me stupid happy.

Because the project is basically “Stick a comedy ‘This is the worst!’ word balloon on an image,” there’s some pretty horrid pictures of bloody wounds and mistreated animals and stuff, so I don’t blame anyone if they don’t go looking for mine. If you do go looking (and you have to click around a bit, the site isn’t great when it comes to linking directly to certain pages) mine’s the one of testicular elephantiasis.