I was really mad at Blurred Lines for being so catchy but SO SHITTY. So here’s a great alternative, you get the catchy beat with none of the disgusting Robin Thicke-ness
whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael for help
Peace Walker: Fulfilling all your dreams to hear Snake talk about showing off his muscles.
I think of this bit every time talk turns to sad headcanons.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
please watch this it’s 6 seconds long
If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.
Grasshopper mouse (Onychomys sp.) howling, in case anybody thought I was kidding about that whole thing.
(Here’s a longer video with some astonishingly bad narration if you want a mouse vs. centipede fight followed by some adorable mouse-parent bonding.)
Usually when rodents are described as carnivorous, they’re more insectivorous, with their ‘meat’ needs met by eating bugs and spiders and similar invertebrates. Grasshopper mice are way more likely to go for proper meat, and they’ve developed the hunting instincts and territoriality to go with that sort of predation-dependent diet.
Putting on pants without using hands
this was wild from start to finish
The form. The finesse
mip mip mip mip